…have a huge stack of books beside the bed, but always end up looking at their phone instead.
…come out of the cinema thinking that they didn’t enjoy the film, and only realise at a later date that they actually slept through half of it!
…go out to a restaurant for lunch but bring so many snacks to keep your child happy it looks like you’re off on a picnic.
…forget how literally children take what you say. I told E that drinking milk will help his teeth be big and strong however every morning he’s disappointed when it hasn’t happened overnight!
…suffered the mortification of accompanying their child to the top of a slide and then having to go down alone when they wizz off without you!