…feeling horrendously guilty after doing a ‘Monica’ (Friends) by decorating one side of the tree with your toddler then turning it round and decorating the side that shows by yourself.
…find that all the batteries in their child’s toys seem to run out at the same time!
…can’t remember the last time they correctly applied their eye cream by ‘gently patting it in’ as directed on the box. It takes too long!!!
…regret giving in to getting all the playdough colours out at the same time. It’s now all a lovely brown shade…
…find that by complete coincidence every time they use the bathroom their child comes running in saying they need to go to!